nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
Cats do not like fruits
well this is rEALLY FUCKING CUTE.
IT’S THE CUTEST FUCKING THING I’VE EVER SEEN.
i feel like mary lambert just saved my entire day by putting out this music video
im violently crying like literally every time i hear this i cant not sob
Wowwwww I love this so much
Sniper prank (illegal, don’t try this at home).
That boy was high stepping like a motherfucker
that is so fucked up omfg
hahaha see! this is one of many reasons to have sex with a girl \0/
Haaaaaa! Get em.
This is great.
'girls don't have to clear their internet history'
let me explain you a thing
of course girls don’t have to clear their internet history
girls are smart enough to use an incognito window
following back tons!